783 points, 15 comments.

Tags: Satisfying

442 points, 17 comments.

ms-demeanor:

the-real-numbers:

Antagonistic Altruism

Maximize the number of pissed people in the world via donation

Every time my catholic godmother brings up the gross, awful, anti-choice “pregnancy crisis center” she runs I donate another $10 to an abortion fund in her name.

I *strongly* recommend antagonistic altruism both as a way to do good things to help people who need it and to get that sweet, smug revenge on assholes in your life.

Spite is a powerful force in this world, wield it for maximum good.

Tags: T shirt

599 points, 16 comments.

607 points, 13 comments.

949 points, 77 comments.

1603 points, 39 comments.

1829 points, 20 comments.

shittyidea:

Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have

This would kill me.

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

freefitty:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

askfordoodles:

When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.

beardedboggan:

divagoddess:

sizvideos:

This business card is a mini electrocardiogram device

This is pretty nifty

I want one.

icyblueroses:

Avengers + Shirts

Yeah at first I was only going to do Vision but then I was like “Fuck it” and decided to do all the Avengers because why not