“IT IS THE DAYTIME, HECTOR. THE DAY. WHEN I SLEEp. WHAT THE FUCK.”
This is why I can't walk through certain neighborhoods unless I wan to acquire a new pet.
Cats always know their people.
Jan-June of my Celara calendar! One more day left for the Kickstarter!
OK, but this is an amazing picture/headline matchup. He actually almost looks like a human being.
There were times in the past when an audio recording of Donald Trump making some gross utterance to a radio or TV personality came with the happy possibility of his demise. “This will be the one that finishes him off!,” the 2016 versions of ourselves crowed in triumph. The 2017 versions know better, so it’s with…
OMG, the worst possible thing a person could do, and she did it?
In the current White House, accusations and condemnations are strewn around like chimps flinging shit, but it turns out the most copious poopers are the Trumps. News broke Sunday that prominent slumlord/Pixar voice actor Jared Kushner used his personal email for government business, and today it’s come to light that…
looking at the list of facts from iwilleatyourenglish, it seems pretty clear that the nearest human equivalent group that Pennywise relates to is the Republican Party.
If you read the book, Stephen King specifically says that IT (the shape-shifting monster also known as Pennywise) is female and pregnant. This is why the Losers’ Club has to come back and finish what they started when they were kids.
However, IT chooses primarily male forms or genderless forms to kill and terrorize the children with.
So, IT specifically chooses to fluctuate between female, male, and genderless presentations, making IT genderfluid.
Pennywise for genderfluid Icon!
- Is an ancient, eldritch being from another dimension with a form that humans cannot even begin to comprehend and is, thus, unlikely to give a fuck about gender
- Can shapeshift into people’s worst fears and does so frequently to terrorize its victims
- Feeds off of fear
- Literally tears children apart and eats them
- Keeps an entire town under a spell in which no adults can truly recognize the suffering of children, even when they’re being assaulted, sexually abused, abducted, and murdered
- Delights in the violent, homophobic assault of a gay man before taking the man from his attackers and ripping him apart while his lover watches
- Delights in racist violence and was fueled by the KKK’s presence in Derry, as well as a white supremacists’ torching of a black nightclub
the “Babadook is a gay icon” thing was a joke born from a technical error on Netflix. let’s… not associate evil, child eating monsters with LGBT+ people maybe
Thank God iwilleatyourenglish is tackling this because I was getting to my last fucking nerve.
Everyone reblog this one time
That was really cool.
Either by Lunarbaboon
Here’s a preview of the new zine I’ll be selling at SPX!
Common Curses & Blessings is a 2-in-1 mini-zine about the most mundane and insignificant things the universe throws at you. They probably shouldn’t even have an impact on your day, but they totally do.
Read it facing one way, and you’ll read about the curses. Flip it over and read about the blessings. You’ll just have to come to SPX and see how it works!
2-color risograph printed, 4.25" x 5.5". 16 pages, 8 curses, 8 blessings. Come to table A12 and check it out!
I have….so many questions
It’s better if we don’t ask them.
the actual FUCK
This particular McDonald’s is a liminal space, connected to multiple dimensions and timelines like spaghetti tangled around a meatball.
Dude and his wife have been finding and losing each other for centuries.
If you go inside next Thursday it’ll be 1993 and you can watch them meet.
It’s very romantic, but quite crowded, due to three hundred years’ worth of mildly curious time travelers showing up.
Also they run out of Big Mac sauce.
Do not go inside.
You will probably trip over the briefcase of a businessman from 2067 and get bitten by someone’s poorly-behaved pet robot archaeopteryx, and the intrepid explorer from 1672 in a steampunk dimension will whap you over the head with her umbrella right when he says his first words to her, and your Big Mac won’t have any special sauce.
Also there’s a small but nonzero risk that you’ll step out into the Upper Cretaceous and be eaten by a confused adolescent T-rex that really only wanted your soft-serve ice cream, but isn’t complaining about the rest of you.
Anyway, the guy in the other window has been living in the McDonald’s for six years straight, after his home dimension was over run by parasitic space wasps.
He’d leave, but every time he tries he comes out into either a Category 4 hurricane or the opening scene of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
He’s got his own secret stash of the Big Mac sauce.
I did not realize it only started in 2009.
Tell me more about state censorship in socialist societies 🤔
But Russia's OK, right?
Show some solidarity. Have some decency.
LOOK AT HER EYES LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE LOOKS L O O K
bI live for the reassurance that I'm not the only weirdo on the planet.
*waves bye-bye to Samson*
I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.
Lock him up
lock him up
Well WELL. Guess who has used a private email server to discuss White House business with other administration officials? Hint: He has the smooth skin of a newborn alien and two pools of oil for eyes. If you guessed Jared Kushner, you win! (Kidding, no one wins.)
Attorneys for Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, admitted on Sunday that he had used a private email to communicate with White House staffers since joining joining the administration in January.
This is a fact.
tbh, this is about how i feel about stairs
Things escalated quickly from some bullshit comments the president made recently, this time it has to do with sports.