So, apparently this guy was in a hurry to get someplace special, and ended up getting caught up with a speeding ticket. He proceeded to try out a fart spray that he'd been gifted. The rest is history, and really one for the books.
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Cats have their own set of rules for petting, but there are also those feline friends who are pure petting partiers. Do you know your cat's petting style?
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Bay leaves are the dryer sheets of the kitchen. I know that they do something, I’m just not entirely sure what it is, and I don’t really miss them when I run out. Yet I keep buying them, because this what humans that cook do. They buy bay leaves and put them in things.
And here I thought it was particularly shitty waiting for the bus this morning.
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TizbananaWTAF!?!?!
Everyone wears shorts for the same reason, and it's not to stay cool in the summer months. We all just want to show off the most erotic and sexy part of the human anatomy: The knees.
We all want to show off those knees, which is why rollerblading with kneepads is such a pain the ass. How are we supposed to find a suitable mate if they can't see our knees.
Thankfully, Nordstrom's stores has heard our cries for more knees. They're selling a new pair of stupid jeans that have plastic windows that show off the joint between your shins and thighs.
People are steaming up for these things. Check it out:
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We've reached peak pineapple pizza.
On March 4, Twitter user @Try2ShootUsDown tweeted that she tried to order pineapple on pizza, and the pizza place refused in the best way possible.
I ORDERED A PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE AND pic.twitter.com/VkmdaHYBwe
— ali (@Try2ShootUsDown) March 5, 2017
Now, this is probably fake. What kind of self-respecting pizza place puts something on their menu only to shame the customer. That's a Papa John's move, and Papa John's is the worst.
Either way, people are loving this who thing because they hate pineapple on pizza, even though the mix of sweet and savory rules. Like have you ever tried pineapple-jalapeno pizza? It's bomb as hell. What do you think about all this?
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Perhaps it's their experience in the ice age, but these two dinosaurs know how to have a snowball fight.
Either that or two people in those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes know how to have a snowball fight: You wear those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes.
This video is everything the internet should be and more.
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Burnt, stuck-on food may seem like a dishwasher’s worst nightmare but, with the help of baking soda, it can be removed super easily without any scrubbing at all.