Robert

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11 Aug 22:45

Average Familiarity

How could anyone consider themselves a well-rounded adult without a basic understanding of silicate geochemistry? Silicates are everywhere! It's hard to throw a rock without throwing one!
11 Aug 22:41

Board Game Party Schedule

Several of the guests are secretly playing Meta Board Game Party. Every minute of parallel debate in the breakaway faction earns double victory points!
02 Sep 03:58

Synonym Date

We need some grub to munch--I'll go slouch over to the kitchen.
06 Aug 03:59

Exposure Notification

I don't see why everyone is so hungry for BAD news, but fine, I'll give in to feedback and add a dark mode.
24 Jul 02:21

Where’s the report?

by Ryan



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24 Jul 02:20

Nice Shirt

by Ryan
Robert

The bonus panel is the punch line.



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25 Apr 16:12

Boredom

by Brian

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25 Apr 16:10

Looking At Me

by Reza
10 Mar 16:14

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Teeth

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I was told I'm not allowed to do this by certain household authority figures.


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09 Mar 19:20

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Service

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Unfortunately, the sight of the dog just starts him off on a half-hour rant about the mainstream media.


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09 Mar 14:30

Starting My Work

by Reza
06 Mar 21:07

Self-Isolate

Turns out I've been "practicing social distancing" for years without even realizing it was a thing!
04 Mar 15:53

List.

by Ryan



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02 Mar 15:46

Stargazing 3

If we can destroy enough of the lights in our region, we may see more comets, but that's a risk we'll have to take.
27 Feb 16:49

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Milk

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Ironically, I'm eating yogurt as I post this.


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Tickets are selling out fast!

21 Feb 19:21

Grandpa Jason and Grandpa Chad

Robert

Oooo. Graphs.

The AARP puts the average age of a first-time grandparent close to 50, and the CDC has some data. But I don't have first-parent age distributions for specific names, or generational first-child age correlations, so the dotted line is just a guess. Still, let's be honest: No further research is really *needed.*
03 Feb 20:32

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Force Majeure

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Robert

Court would definitely be more interesting if there was more cosplay.



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This outfit is so sexy, it must be an act of God.


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28 Jan 00:00

Reaction Maps

If Google Maps stops letting you navigate to (Clay County District) A in West Virginia, you can try Jump, OH -> Ina, IL -> Big Hole, TX.
21 Jan 18:07

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Job Interview

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Oddly enough, this comic inspired by TH White's 'The Goshawk,' which I recommend to anyone interested in goshawks.


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06 Jan 20:19

Just Ask

by Reza
30 Dec 20:18

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Weakness

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Should've saved this one for New Year's.


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Hey, Houston and London! Have you submitted your BAHFest proposal?

19 Dec 21:19

Star Wars Spoiler Generator

The heroes seem to be gaining the upper hand until Darth Juul manages to flip the switch on the car wash control panel from 'REGULAR' to 'PREMIUM.'
04 Dec 19:12

Don’t Need

by Reza
04 Dec 15:26

Puff-N-Fluff: Get Your Dog High

by drew
Robert

I dunno. If it was quiet enough I think a pug would quite enjoy having warm air gently circulated around it.

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