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29 Oct 16:17

Okay

by Reza
25 Oct 20:17

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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Yes Virginia, the Hamburglar is real.


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23 Oct 16:14

Wardrobe

If you'd just agree to hold your meetings in here, you'd have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.
19 Oct 19:44

Map of female prisoners by country, as a percentage of total prison population

by admin
Robert

This is a neat map.

09 Oct 14:03

How Old

We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]
09 Oct 13:58

The Queen Of Dew

by Team Awkward
Robert

Do you think she stopped drinking Mountain Dew because of the taste or that she now has diabetes?

“When I was a senior in high school, I was obsessed with Mountain Dew. I would have like six a day, any size. There was never a time one was not in my hand. So for my senior photos, I thought it was going to be a great idea to make a throne of Mountain Dew to sit on. I went out the morning of my photos and bought six 24-packs to build my throne. It took me a few weeks to get through all of it. It’s hilarious now because I don’t drink Mountain Dew anymore.”

(submitted by Shelbi)

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07 Oct 15:32

A Word

by Reza
07 Oct 15:31

Cell Phone Functions

... tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...
25 Sep 01:19

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Acnes

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The really rough part is when a statistician comes by to draw a best fit line on your face.


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23 Sep 14:15

this is nancy callin

Robert

I have been getting a variant of these calls a lot.

Today on Married To The Sea: this is nancy callin


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23 Sep 14:13

AlternativeTransp

by admin
Robert

Fart jokes! Amirite.

20 Sep 16:12

The Plywood Review

by drew
Robert

I thought this was going to be a magazine.

16 Sep 13:44

The System 813: Merging

by admin
Robert

Oh oh, the internet will attack!

Every damn day on Rhode Islande Ave NE I see this shit and it is the worst.

This one was written from the heart, and from any time I’ve had to commute by car. Do people not understand the zipper merge? And when someone sees everyone else merging, what is it about them that makes them think they, unlike all others, should wait until the last second and demand the ability to merge over?

11 Sep 20:11

Foucault Pendulum

Trust me, you don't want to get on the wrong side of the paramilitary enforcement arm of the International Earth Rotation and Reference Systems Service.
10 Sep 19:52

Give Me One, Now!

Robert

Perfect for when the kids move out and it is just you me and the pug.

10 Sep 19:18

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - VRRRR

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I think there could be a whole field of study based on analyzing what pets are afraid of and assuming it exists in the fossil record.


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09 Sep 15:18

Tired

by Reza
Robert

Happy birthday to me!

09 Sep 14:45

Missed You

by Brian

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29 Aug 18:54

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cod

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My generation's codpiece is yelling at strangers on twitter.


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28 Aug 17:57

Dockless Roombas

The company started out exploiting a loophole in the law banning scooters. The city was mad at first, but then they noticed how much they were saving on street cleaning.
27 Aug 16:15

Be Better

by Reza
Robert

So true ...

27 Aug 14:18

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Science Fiction

by tech@thehiveworks.com
Robert

Obviously this is why I like Jane Austen.



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Somehow I get the feeling this'll generate more hatemail than the open borders comic...


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26 Aug 20:27

Yeah? Well Your Mom Is Pac-Man

Robert

Why does this still make me laugh ...

23 Aug 18:17

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Human Law

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Time to cash in on the lucrative market for pet jokes.


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23 Aug 14:16

Discussion

by Reza
13 Aug 17:15

Ants Again

by Reza
Robert

The Old Man and the Ants

12 Aug 20:09

How to walk a human being

by Matthew Inman
How to walk a human being

A guide for dogs.

View on my website

31 Jul 15:27

The Coolest Dad Finally Gives Up on His Kids' Trampoline Dreams

Robert

The struggle is real

31 Jul 15:21

How Much

by Reza
Robert

Isn't this just the way life is?

22 Jul 23:15

Home with a Car Elevator WIN

Robert

I see this car in home elevator feature every so often and it makes me think that your house would smell like a hot car everytime you came home.