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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Real
Map of female prisoners by country, as a percentage of total prison population
RobertThis is a neat map.
The Queen Of Dew
RobertDo you think she stopped drinking Mountain Dew because of the taste or that she now has diabetes?
“When I was a senior in high school, I was obsessed with Mountain Dew. I would have like six a day, any size. There was never a time one was not in my hand. So for my senior photos, I thought it was going to be a great idea to make a throne of Mountain Dew to sit on. I went out the morning of my photos and bought six 24-packs to build my throne. It took me a few weeks to get through all of it. It’s hilarious now because I don’t drink Mountain Dew anymore.”
(submitted by Shelbi)
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Acnes
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The really rough part is when a statistician comes by to draw a best fit line on your face.
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this is nancy callin
RobertI have been getting a variant of these calls a lot.
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The System 813: Merging
RobertOh oh, the internet will attack!
This one was written from the heart, and from any time I’ve had to commute by car. Do people not understand the zipper merge? And when someone sees everyone else merging, what is it about them that makes them think they, unlike all others, should wait until the last second and demand the ability to merge over?
Give Me One, Now!
RobertPerfect for when the kids move out and it is just you me and the pug.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - VRRRR
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I think there could be a whole field of study based on analyzing what pets are afraid of and assuming it exists in the fossil record.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cod
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My generation's codpiece is yelling at strangers on twitter.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Science Fiction
RobertObviously this is why I like Jane Austen.
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Somehow I get the feeling this'll generate more hatemail than the open borders comic...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Human Law
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Time to cash in on the lucrative market for pet jokes.
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The Coolest Dad Finally Gives Up on His Kids' Trampoline Dreams
RobertThe struggle is real
Home with a Car Elevator WIN
RobertI see this car in home elevator feature every so often and it makes me think that your house would smell like a hot car everytime you came home.